Eddie Izzard - Machines That Lie

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Eddie Izzard - Machines That Lie

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Hilarious clip from Eddie's Glorious DVD with him talking, in his unique way, about machines that lie!

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"For it has numbers ... ( 1 month ago by TheSwornAvenger)

"For it has numbers from one to six on it... AND THEY LIE TO US!!"

for the love of god ... ( 3 weeks ago by sheishuman)

for the love of god, can somebody please post entire dvd? i am dying to see the rest of the show!

And they lie to us! ... ( 3 weeks ago by TheTelepathicTwins)

And they lie to us!!!!

"The glove ... ( 3 weeks ago by graymalking)

"The glove compartmente is unaccurately named and everybody knows it" ;)

Array ( 3 weeks ago by AcrossTheUniverse3)

Holy shiz nit!
The first time I saw this I started crying from laughter...
and then when I recovered, I watched it again.

... ( 3 weeks ago by GirlintheMask421)

wananananananananaaa.... NO
XD lmao

i too have stuck a ... ( 3 weeks ago by tangerine1490)

i too have stuck a knife in the toaster as a kid (and luckily didn't touch the sides, and got caught too, lol), and did it again as and adult just cos i could, hehe.

1nanannananaan..... ... ( 2 weeks ago by RandomNessIsLife101)

1nanannananaan.....no..
1nanananananan...dont think so...
1nauahnunauha
LOL EDDIE IZZARD RULES!!

HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH! ( 2 weeks ago by snokprok)

HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

That is exactly ... ( 2 weeks ago by Fanpire72)

That is exactly what happened to me! I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard...

oh my god !!! i ... ( 2 weeks ago by pingoopink)

oh my god !!! i laughed so loud my dad came running to see if i was alright!!
thats so funny

This is truely one ... ( 2 weeks ago by andhyt1810)

This is truely one of his best performances! This guy is brilliant!

eddie izzard is so ... ( 2 weeks ago by pirocantha)

eddie izzard is so funny!!! i can't stop watching!!! ahhhhhh....i'm covered in bees!!!! lol!!!

thks eddie rocks ( 2 weeks ago by gwengoad)

thks eddie rocks

glove death... ( 2 weeks ago by iluvnlb)

glove death...

... ( 1 week ago by tukk)

eatinggrasseatinggrassNOGRASSNOGRAASS!!!!!
rofl

hahahahahahahahaha ... ( 1 week ago by XEvilGigglesX)

hahahahahahahahaha THE TOASTER XD

And the grass would ... ( 1 week ago by callipygian85)

And the grass would go, "Oh for fuck sake!"
BAHAHA!

knife in knife in ... ( 1 week ago by WhoAreThoseGuys001)

knife in knife in forks and spoons all the cutlery and a wisk ...do it in the bath
classic

oh he's so amazing. ... ( 1 week ago by ailashes)

oh he's so amazing. xD

yeah, Death should ... ( 1 week ago by InvaderLoki)

yeah, Death should throw his scythe away and get a LAWNMOWER!!!!
'cept the scythe is more elegant than the lawnmower
onenonononondon't think so...

"No pain no gain, ... ( 6 days ago by KissesXOrLies)

"No pain no gain, no fish no fowl, no socks no shoes, no hair no haircut." And the other toast is going "What the hell are you talking about?"
XD

it's in the bible ... ( 5 days ago by markototev)

it's in the bible rofl. Can't wait for another dvd!

lmao the shower bit ... ( 2 days ago by SSJCarlos)

lmao the shower bit was hilarious

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