I Will Derive!



Uploaded by: MindofMatthew
Video Description:
I parody of "I Will Survive" that I did with a couple of my friends for our Calculus and Physics classes.
Lyrics:
At first I was afraid, what could the answer be?
It said given this position find velocity.
So I tried to work it out, but I knew that I was wrong.
I struggled; I cried, "A problem shouldn't take this long!"
I tried to think, control my nerve.
It's evident that speed's tangential to that time-position curve.
This problem would be mine if I just knew that tangent line.
But what to do? Show me a sign!
So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there's just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of x position with respect to time.
It's as easy as can be, just have to take dx/dt.
I will derive, I will derive. Hey, hey!
And then I went ahead to the second part.
But as I looked at it I wasn't sure quite how to start.
It was asking for the time at which velocity
Was at a maximum, and I was thinking "Woe is me."
But then I thought, this much I know.
I've gotta find acceleration, set it equal to zero.
Now if I only knew what the function was for a.
I guess I'm gonna have to solve for it someway.
So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there's just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of velocity with respect to time.
It's as easy as can be, just have to take dv/dt.
I will derive, I will derive.
So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there's just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of x position with respect to time.
It's as easy as can be, just have to take dx/dt.
I will derive, I will derive, I will derive!


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I wanted falsetto. ( 1 week ago by RogueChinchilla)
I wanted falsetto.
wow.. this is ... ( 1 week ago by fly2wingz)
wow.. this is actually funny AND helpful XDD
im having my math test on monday...incl CALCULUS...gaah. wish me luck =))
Array ( 1 week ago by Amess00)
Hilarious stuff!
I must show this to my friens XD
omg that was too ... ( 1 week ago by charlsielem)
omg that was too funny
Array ( 1 week ago by ferdinando17)
It's awesome!!
Thank you for making this video, it made me laugh
Array ( 1 week ago by theshortwavelistener)
Please an MP3? :3
73 DE MI6TUX
Dude! That is ... ( 1 week ago by gtssage)
Dude! That is freaking hilarious. I find this funny because I am an engineering science major with a minor in mathematics.
Nice song!:D I had ... ( 1 week ago by OoysteinO)
Nice song!:D I had a simular test som month ago! Got a B i think...
Man, this one song ... ( 6 days ago by Zie1337)
Man, this one song has helped me so much on calculus tests....
Bravo! ( 6 days ago by ldb579932)
Bravo!
Early in the song, ... ( 6 days ago by ldb579932)
Early in the song, it was evident to you that velocity was tangential to the time position curve, yet it wasn't immediately obvious to use a derivative? Don't really want to give you a hard time, I thought this was a brilliant parody. Great job!
HILARIOUS!!!! ( 5 days ago by tennisbabe777)
HILARIOUS!!!!
how long did it ... ( 4 days ago by papapap1)
how long did it take to make that animation program?
math can be fun if ... ( 4 days ago by lazelda007)
math can be fun if you undertand it
I want to become an ... ( 4 days ago by lazelda007)
I want to become an electrical engineer
I belive this country needs engeneers because there is not that many. I will like ti hear your opinion on this
1.tennisbabe777 is ... ( 3 days ago by shadic369)
1.tennisbabe777 is right
2.lazelda007 is wrong about his/her first comment. MATH IS EVIL!!!! ESPECIALLY WITH MY TEACHER!!!!!
My math teacher ... ( 3 days ago by TheGosu)
My math teacher would love this considering that she's a freakin math freak.
You are a genius! ( 3 days ago by Jaquy89)
You are a genius!
I agree with ... ( 2 days ago by Frostwing74)
I agree with shadic369
thumbs up lol ( 2 days ago by kingw0ng)
thumbs up lol
I had noticed a ... ( 2 days ago by ldb579932)
I had noticed a very curious pronunciation of "Calculiss" the first time I watched. I just realized after watching it the 85th time that it fits the rhyme scheme with "problems just like this"...aha!
Wrong, calculus is ... ( 2 days ago by FreebieMaster1)
Wrong, calculus is pronounced correctly thought the video
it is pronounced with an 'isss' at the end not
Calcul'us'
throughout* ( 2 days ago by FreebieMaster1)
throughout*
What would I do ... ( 1 day ago by bryanl2006l)
What would I do without Calculus! :D



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